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HOMERUN FOR THE ALIENS
Breaking news: Paris Hilton was out shopping a few days ago when aliens swooped down and abducted her. After a few hours, she was retuned safe, sound and satisfied.

Apparently, celebrities are not safe from alien abductions and made up stories such as this. The heiress was out shopping for shoes with Best Female Friend Britney Spears at Jimmy Choo’s when she was taken by aliens and then supposedly had sexual intercourse with them.

Alf, TheSpoof.com Paris Hilton expert, claims that he saw the event and even has information to prove it. He said that Paris slept with not just one but three of her alien abductors, but the shock does not end there, he also said that Paris herself initiated and proposed the deed.

Paris may like a little attention (who doesn’t) but it’s absurd for her to be abducted by aliens. If it were true, Britney would have freaked out and would have called someone for help. Oh well, any publicity is good for our heiress.